Friday, April 21, 2006

Cold Hard Bitch

Romance is dead, hence bitterness is born

Finally I'm back into blogging after a span of over a month. Been really busy with things especially my new job. Yes I know. I'm married to my job -_-'. So much has happened, so much to write. I don't even know where to start!

Recently I've made a trip back to the land down under ala Sydney. The place where I spent the last four years of my life (FYI, it was Perth and not Sydney but what the heck...its still Australia). Going back to Australia was really nostalgic and it brought back sweet memories. I miss the laid back culture; the weather; the lifestyle; the independence; the diverse culture; the public transport efficiency; the wages per capita; the parks; the shopping to name a few. Basically I miss working and living in Australia. Then it strucked me. What an imbecile I was to give up something I actually wanted for myself. Well all is not lost. There's still chance of assimilating back into the Aussie lifestyle and workforce. My last glimmer of hope:

ATTENTION:

  • Male seeking for woman over the age of 18 (not by too much) with Australian PR wanted for business arrange marriage
  • Willing to be mail order groom
  • Look's don't matter much, just provide paper bag
  • Housekeeping available
  • Willing to bake cakes while spouse at work
  • And *BONUS* - willing to go down for status

All this for FOC. Call 1-800-orderme for more information



As you can see above, I received this msg from "her" bout 2 weeks ago. Initially curiousity roamed my mind. Knowing her, she's not those kind who would give a flying fuck concerning her exes. Because of that, you can't blame me for being curious right?Thats beside the point. I mean I haven't spoken or seen her since last year and suddenly *BOOM* a message from her. Well, after reading the message, my whole mood changed. If its her idea of a joke, it's not funny. If its her idea of hurting me, its not painful. If she thinks I would still yield to her demands, I'm not her dog. To be honest, I don't feel jack shit. I don't hate her nor habour any feelings for her.

In actual fact, I didn't even realised that OUR pictures were still posted up on my frienster profile. I have other better and productive things to do with my time rather than constantly updating my friendster profile. I also didn't fathom her to be someone so school-yard-ish about it anyway. Some of my friends suggested that I should just pick out more photos I have of US and flood it on my frienster profile. That would have been hilarious!!At the end of the day, its not worth it. No point getting worked up over nothing. I know for a fact that it wouldn't affect her one bit. As far as I know, she's seriously the COLDEST and MEANEST bitch I've ever come across. If anyone out there who wants to take lessons in being strong enough to leave your BF and stay cold enough to be remain that way, I would strongly recommend her. Results guaranteed.

That's all the time I have for now. A long day ahead tomorrow. Will post up the pics I took from Sydney soon and stay tune for more of my never ending workplace trials and tribulations.

P/S: The pics in my frienster profile are staying. Don't get my wrong. The reason I'm letting it be is because I reckon I looked good in them and not for sentimental shit reasons. Firstly, they are pictures of US and not YOU alone you fucking dumb cunt. Secondly, the last thing I need is another cocked eye girl to ruin nice takes of me.

14 Comments:

Blogger YC said...

so bitter.

1:54 AM  
Blogger su-ann said...

tsk tsk... like i said, it's so juvenile. i agree with u, be selfish and chuck on pics that make u look good.. :) hedonism rocks!!

6:18 PM  
Blogger ej. said...

ahhahAhahahhahah i can't believe you are actually whore enough to sell your self for a green card!!!!

anyway, screw that hoe, she deserves to be in the Garden where all the other garden accessories are... :P

8:51 PM  
Blogger supa_jock said...

YC: Touche!Being bitter aye?Right back at ya!You're just as bitter as I am...Hence your nick Foo Chin

Su-Ann: HAHAHAHAHAH....thanks for the "copywriting"!Besides, I have other better things to do than just post and remove pics from my friendster profile

Deviant: Hey its the age of equal rights. If women can do it, so can we!Marry the poor soul, suffer for a while then dump her ass after obtaining my green card/PR. I believe in Karma. She'll get what she deserves anyway. Besides, she's pretty much washed up..almost everyone in PJ dated her before.

10:05 PM  
Blogger arboon! said...

hahaha...i actually have a friend that married an Aussie just to get the PR. paid a good deal of money too. but he struck rich at the casino and came back after that.

yoooooooo sensi...don't so bitter la dei...

12:32 AM  
Blogger supa_jock said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA...can your friend hook me up with anyone interested in making money?YC charging me 20k and if can get less than 10k, I'll take it!Bitterness is in my blood wei...remember...I grew up on foo cha and foo kwa..HAHAHAHAHAHAH

1:30 AM  
Blogger ej. said...

wah lun nyeh... 20k, that's pretty damn outrageous!!!! in AUD or RM???? if it's RM, not bad lah.. hahahahahaha...

i hear the ringgit is gaining against the dollar, RM3.65/$1

5:06 AM  
Blogger supa_jock said...

AHAHHAHAHAHA....still damn expensive wei...but unless 20k cover my living expenses until I get my PR then its worth it...but yeah the exchange rate is hovering somewhere around that figure

2:21 AM  
Blogger arboon! said...

yea i think my friend paid AUD20k.

3:23 PM  
Blogger supa_jock said...

does that AUD20k covers living expenses until I get my PR?If it does, hook me up =)

1:31 AM  
Blogger JJ said...

Hiya, it's Labour Day - Just remembered someone whose Mum was the only one labourin' May 1st. Happy birthday, ol man! New year, new page - hope things work out great! (Aussie Aussie Aussie; Oi! Oi! Oi!)

10:13 PM  
Blogger supa_jock said...

Thanks for the wish!Really do appreciate it...that's beside the point...where's my bday pressie?and no I don't except sports mufflers or jang-to-the-max blue lights as gifts =P...HAHHHAHAHA

8:47 PM  
Blogger Amazing Grace said...

at last, it's worth my time browsing your website. geez... oh i didn't know your bday is on 1st of May! Happy Belated Bday. Oh yea, do remember to visit me in Sydney, coz I have to look at my bf everyday, very sienzzz...LOL

1:03 PM  
Blogger supa_jock said...

HAHHAHAHAH....thanks for the b'day wish....and will definitely look you up the next time I go Sydney like I did for my last trip...sorry la I'm not a scandal like you =P

2:32 AM  

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